What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you get a girl to like you?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some of your shocking stories?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

How can I decorate my house creatively?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?